February 20, 2009 – 7:38 pm

So Mr. Freese is releasing a new record. Come to find out he’s also set up a tiered pricing system which will get you extras, and access to him if you tack on an extra $50 or more. The options get more insane the more you spend.
Here’s a taste of what you get for $75,000.
- Signed CD/DVD and digital download
- T-shirt
- Go on tour with Josh for a few days
- Have Josh write, record and release a 5-song EP about you and your life story
- Take home any of his drum sets (only one, but you can choose which one)
- Take shrooms and cruise Hollywood in Danny from Tool’s Lamborghini OR play quarters and then hop on the Ouija board for a while
- Josh will join your band for a month … play shows, record, party with groupies, etc.
- If you don’t have a band he’ll be your personal assistant for a month (4-day work weeks, 10 am to 4 pm)
- Take a limo down to Tijuana and he’ll show you how it’s done (what that means exactly we can’t legally get into here)
- If you don’t live in Southern California (but are a U.S. resident) he’ll come to you and be your personal assistant/cabana boy for 2 weeks
- Take a flying trapeze lesson with Josh and Robin from NIN, go back to Robins place afterwards and his wife will make you raw lasagna
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